DON’T DO ANYTHING I WOULD DO
It’s giving full unhinged but wise older sister energy—the one who’s been through it all and is here to tell the tale with a glass of champagne in one hand and zero f*cks left to give.
At its heart, Don’t Do Anything I Would Do is a sharply funny, painfully honest, and deeply relatable memoir about love—the kind that makes you believe in fate, the kind that knocks you flat on your ass, and the kind that forces you to rebuild yourself from the ground up. It’s about big love and even bigger heartbreaks.
Divorce. Situationships. Love-bombing. Ghosting. Grand gestures. Gut-wrenching betrayals. Dating app disasters. And the kind of chemistry that makes you temporarily lose your mind.
It’s also about what happens after—when the dust settles, when the texts stop, when you’re left with nothing but your own reflection and a choice: stay stuck or start over.
With unfiltered humor, brutal honesty, and the kind of self-awareness that only comes from truly embarrassing life choices, bestselling author Cara Alwill peels back the layers of modern love in all its messy, soul-crushing, wildly romantic (and often ridiculous) glory.
Because love, even when it breaks you, has a way of putting you back together. Because hope, even when it feels impossible, has a way of finding you again. And because, at the end of the day, the most powerful love story is the one where you finally choose yourself.
